Monday, October 17, 2011

No-so animal magic: TOWIE's Lauren Goodger attends Joey Essex's jungle-themed pool party in a very unflattering dress

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

Unflattering: Lauren Goodger stepped out in a dress that did nothing for her as she arrived at Joey Essex's pool party

She admitted recently that despite loving her curves, she really hates her legs and thinks they are 'disgusting'.

So why would Lauren Goodger then insist on wearing something that not only shows them off, but does absolutely nothing to flatter them?

The Only Way is Essex star was snapped arriving at a pool party hosted by friend and co-star Joey Essex.


A bigger size next time? Lauren's hair looked fantastic but the dress clung to her in all the wrong places

Her hair - which was possibly boosted with extensions - looked sensational as her long blonde curls cascaded down her shoulders and back.

But the tiger-print dress she was wearing did nothing for her and showed off her dimpled thighs, a part of her which she has frequently admitted to disliking.

Unfortunately, not even her towering heels, which usually add length and improve posture for most women, didn't help either.



Party guests: Lucy Mecklenburgh, in a snakeskin print blouse, and Mario Falcone arrive for the bash

And the dress was far too tight for her and clung to her curves in all the wrong places as she got out of her Mini outside Joey's new bachelor pad.

She was joined at the bash by Mario Falcone and his girlfriend Lucy Mecklenburgh, who has dressed for the occasion in a grey snakeskin blouse and faux fur jacket.


Better luck next time, Gemma: Miss Collins took her costume a little bit too far

Unfortunately for Gemma Collins, she must have missed a memo somewhere as she looked like she had either just come from or had been providing the entertainment at a kids party as she pulled up with a painted face.

Joey had also invited the new woman in his life and her friend who viewers met in last night's episode.


The new girls: Cara Kilbey and Billi Mucklow, who were introduced in the last episode of TOWIE, got into the theme of the party as they got of of their car


80s style: Billi looked like she could have been a member of Tight Fit


The new girls: Cara and Billi joined the TOWIE cast last night as they attended Kirk Norcross's karaoke party

Cara Kilbey and Billi Mucklow was snapped arriving together and had certainly got into the party spirit.

Billi, who was first introduced when she met Kirk on a petrol station forecourt, looked like a member of 80s pop band Tight Fit in her furry skirt and boots and feathers in her hair, a bird-like decoration painted onto her left arm.

Her friend Cara, who was introduced when Billi brought her to Kirk Norcross''s karaoke party at Sugar Hut, had also followed Joey's dress code perfectly.


Try again tomorrow: Lauren later changed into a different outfit for Lydia Bright's store launch, but didn't look too much better

source: dailymail